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- First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
- Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants
"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.
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